Crazy Horoscopes

No, I don't put my faith in the stars, but I think that this still perfectly states my views of love. And I know it's cheesy, but my mom found this in the back of one of her romance novels and felt compelled to share, since I am a Libra.

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The setting is perfect for romance. Your eyes sweep across the ballroom sparkling with chandeliers and just-poured champagne. Dialogue swirls around you as effervescent as the setting. You finally spot your handsome, dashing hero talking to the ambassador...



If you're an air sign, this scenario speaks to your romantic heart. Your fantasy may not be as extravagant as fancy dressed balls, but if a prospective hero can't blend with your friends or help you explore new social horizons, then you won't cast him in a lead role.



The social mix does change, however, depending on your sign. Librans fill their guest lists with people from the cultural world. Your element may be air, but that doesn't mean you are "air-headed" when it comes to romance. Just the opposite is true; air signs place the intellect and the world of ideas above all other concerns. Bright and stimulating conversation ranks high on your list of attractive qualities in a man.



Alone with your beloved, good communication is more important than any other demonstrations of affection. Let others sigh deeply and gaze soulfully into their beloved's eyes, or shower them with rose petals. You'd rather be with a hero who can articulate his feelings.



Paradoxically, you are often drawn enigmatic types. This is because your own constantly-active mind loves a puzzle. A potential hero who is a bit complicated intrigues you. You always assume that if you apply your intellect, you can figure him out. And if he can match wits with you, and even top you now and then, you're likely to stay fascinated for life.



If you're like most air romantics, you are far too restless in youth to settle down too quickly. And as much as you need companionship, your standards are very high. You believe in an ideal mate -- which may be hard to come by in imperfect, real life.



But when you stop focusing too much on the ideals of romance, you can fashion the kind of relationship other people envy-- one with excellent communication played out against the backdrop of a glittering social life. Some might say the setting and plot can overshadow the inner workings. That's okay with you-- you're probably already planning your next ball.